Friday, September 14, 2007

The Dr Stash series =P

Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."

Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.
Young dentist: Don’t worry, it's my first extraction too.


Bible verse hanging in a dental office:
Psalms 81:10:" . . . open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it."

What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself


After a difficult day seeing patients, most of whom had been children, the dentist's biggest challenge had been getting those little mouths to stay open. To his delight, his last patient was an adult. "Welcome," he told her as he began the examination. "It's so nice to work on someone with a big mouth."


1 comment:

N said...

Dentist partayyyyyy!!!